Readers, this is Officer Raquel Starki. Officer Skully is currently, how shall I say, indisposed. I’ve commandeered this blog in order to address the recent chatter concerning my good friend Lucas North. This business about Lucas being in Dibley during the time you were lead to believe he was in Russian captivity is a COMPLETE fabrication. He spent eight years in that hell hole (in prison, not Dibley) and I can not permit Officer Skully to spread this lie. I can confirm that, yes, Lucas has been in Dibley before, but this was prior to his deployment to Moscow. I’m not sure of Officer Skully’s motives for spreading this misinformation. I fear she may be working in cahoots with Harry Pearce, who, incidentally, is also not what he seems.